r/nottheonion • u/nimobo • 7h ago
State orders man to remove 'LUVTOFU' license plate
r/nottheonion • u/canon_aspirin • 2h ago
TikTok CEO fails to convince Congress that the app is not a “weapon” for China
r/nottheonion • u/The_Wrong_Band • 20h ago
Florida principal resigns after parents complain about ‘pornographic’ Michelangelo statue
r/nottheonion • u/DasCapitolin • 4h ago
Twitter to end verification system that gave blue check marks to notable accounts
r/nottheonion • u/Gayfetus • 19h ago
Idaho Republicans reject ‘liberal’ policy for free menstrual products in public schools
idahostatesman.comr/nottheonion • u/Kvittering • 9h ago
Rapper Rick Ross thanks neighbors for helping return his wandering buffaloes
r/nottheonion • u/warosm • 4h ago
Man hits 100 mph while taking girlfriend to Taco Bell job interview, police say
r/nottheonion • u/disconomis • 3h ago
Oregon baseball team unveils new uniforms paying homage to exploding whale
r/nottheonion • u/ibhunipo • 10h ago
UK asylum seekers who complain about conditions ‘threatened with Rwanda’
r/nottheonion • u/kangarooturd • 18h ago
South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error
r/nottheonion • u/the-player-of-games • 13h ago
Afghan Taliban FM seeks global cooperation, offers nothing in return
r/nottheonion • u/YoureAwesomeAndStuff • 3h ago
Gwyneth Paltrow team offers court security 'treats' at ski crash trial
r/nottheonion • u/GetOffMyGrassBrats • 20h ago
California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops
r/nottheonion • u/_GreenMartian • 19h ago
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say
r/nottheonion • u/tyw7 • 9h ago
Big bank makes big mistake buying bags of nickel, getting stones instead
r/nottheonion • u/_Trolley • 6h ago
US and Canada reach deal to reject asylum seekers
r/nottheonion • u/mwalimu59 • 1d ago
Tax Heaven 3000 Is an Anime Dating Sim That Does Your Taxes
r/nottheonion • u/_relativity • 15h ago
WEEI’s Chris Curtis suspended after his comment about Mina Kimes, said he tried to make a ‘sexist’ joke and it came out racist
r/nottheonion • u/GhostlyRuse • 1d ago
Hershey ‘evaluating’ if it can eliminate lead, cadmium in its chocolate: CFO
r/nottheonion • u/rensico • 1d ago
Taliban Members Fed Up With Office Work, Ready to Quiet Quit
r/nottheonion • u/KommanderKitten • 15h ago
Gwyneth Paltrow team offers court security 'treats' at ski crash trial
r/nottheonion • u/Mighty_L_LORT • 16h ago
Mum was given her baby's remains in supermarket carrier bag
r/nottheonion • u/lastedsage407 • 3h ago
Only American companies can profit off my data
r/nottheonion • u/nycguy30 • 17h ago