r/nope • u/gamecubensis • 8d ago
Found this in the storage area of the house we bought 2 years ago…
I was grabbing our coolers out of storage for the summer and found this above the garage. The table in the middle has a conch shell, a jar with a bundle of sage and a vase of ashes. If anyone knows what this is please let me know…
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u/whitmore12
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As DeathHeadLunaMoth_19 said, this is a Vegvísir. According to wikipedia, it is an Icelandic magical stave intended to help the bearer find their way through rough weather. The vegvísir is often confused to be a Viking symbol. There is however no evidence of this, and the Huld Manuscript, where it is mentioned, was collected eight centuries after the end of the Viking Age.
To add to this: According to bodhitree, an abalone shell is often used in smudging rituals as a vessel for catching the sage ashes and represents an offering from the ocean imbued with the nurturing energies of the water element: empathy, compassion, intuition and the divine feminine. A conch shell would probably work as a stand-in for the same ritual.
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u/WeimSean 8d ago •
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That's interesting. So the main questions now are: How exactly does the house move? And what kind of mileage does it get?
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u/whitmore12 8d ago •
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I am from Kansas, so depending on the tornado's trajectory it could do pretty good
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u/colonel_cockmouth 8d ago
I’ve lived in Kansas all my life and have yet to experience a tornado
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u/cinnamintdown 8d ago
If you're like most people you will get out if it's way when it comes towards you, and never need to experience it.
Now if you really want a look I'd take a belt and lash yourself to a water pipe that is directly in the path of the Twister
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u/XxCeresxX 8d ago
Joplin missouri resident enters the chat...
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u/Radiant-Specific9750 8d ago
Joplin, MO resident quickly gets removed from the chat
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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL 8d ago
Joplin, MO resident quickly re-enters the chat.
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u/__CaliMack__ 8d ago
Columbia, MO resident enters the chat
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u/DakkaonTitan 7d ago
Never thought i'd see my hometown (or atleast the town I lived in longest throughout my childhood) mentioned on reddit
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u/Flooding_Puddle 8d ago
Oh so it's actually kind of wholesome, I thought it was summoning Cthulu or something at first
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u/sourguhwapes 8d ago
This is pretty standard magick for anyone that practices in this realm. Quite honestly, looks like a pretty damn nice place to practice in solitude with gratitude.
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u/hopit3 8d ago
No, summoning circles use diffrent symbols, usually pagen or European, you also need an inverted Pentacle, this is a regular circle. The worst thing you might summon here is a rainstorm.
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u/turtlepowerpizzatime 8d ago
Wrong. Look up the Lesser Key of Solomon. There is more than just paganism and witchcraft in Europe. Ceremonial Magick was/is a thing. Look up the Order of the Golden Dawn, Ordo Templi Orientis, and Aleister Crowley.
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u/LittleCupcake02 8d ago
when your amazon package just doesnt arrive for some reason and you start becoming a little impatient haha
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u/Severe_Discipline_73 8d ago
Bjork has this tattooed on her arm 💜
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u/KilltheKraken8 8d ago
That’s actually pretty wholesome, whoever did this just wanted to embrace their heratige and get through some bad weather
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u/-ElDictator- 8d ago
Drip some blood in the middle to activate it
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u/Own_Can3733 8d ago
We all know you need to clap your hands toghether and lay them on the outer circle.
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u/Jellodandy87 8d ago
This guy Full Metals.
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u/ColorClick 7d ago
Definitely exchanges equivalently.
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u/Soggy_Box5252 7d ago
Probably creating talking chimeras up there.
Does OP happen to have a dog?
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u/Euphoric-Potato-5343 8d ago
I dare say, he Alchemists.
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u/Riccma02 8d ago
I believe you mean, he transmutes.
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u/AspiringMage-777- 7d ago
Instructions unclear, accidently fused my daughter and her dog.
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u/binglelemon 8d ago
Arise chicken
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u/captainborneo 8d ago
Chicken, Arise!
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u/ObamaLovesKetamine 8d ago
oh, staff upside down, ha ha.
... arise, chicken, arise!
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u/ProcrastinationSite 8d ago edited 8d ago
If you don't mind losing some limbs or an entire body (don't worry, your soul is fine though)
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u/Major_R_Soul 8d ago
At least you'll be able to secure a job working for meat puppet Hitler
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u/___OP____ 8d ago
Wonder if there is a weird looking dog around that house.
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u/Alice__L 8d ago •
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FMA fans and this one joke.
Name a more inseparable duo outside of Nina and her dog.
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u/The-Scuttles 8d ago
Ed......ward?
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u/BigJeffreyC 8d ago
Too soon!
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u/akula_chan 8d ago
I’m delighted to let everyone know that tumblr did a poll between Nina and Alexander, and the result was a 50/50 split.
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u/SokarHatesYou 8d ago
Its a Vegvisir and i have it tattooed on my right wrist haha
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u/Paley_Jenkins 8d ago •
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A vegvísir (Icelandic for "wayfinder", lit. 'way shower') is an Icelandic magical stave intended to help the bearer find their way through rough weather. The symbol is attested in the Huld Manuscript, collected in Iceland by Geir Vigfusson in Akureyri in 1860, and does not have any earlier attestations.
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u/Juicy_pompoms 8d ago
I think Björk has this tattooed on her shoulder. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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u/Less-Mail4256 8d ago
I bet there is a Handbook For The Recently Deceased laying around
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u/Lurkingdutchman 8d ago
So you own a house for over 2 years and never bothered to look in the storage area? That sounds so wild to me.
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u/zzzpoint 8d ago •
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6 years in my house, I guess it's time to check the attic.
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u/Carbon-based-Silicon 8d ago
Don’t ruin the streak now!
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u/RocketGirlErin 8d ago •
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I've lived in my house for 13 years, I still haven't finished unpacking.
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u/AdornedBrood 8d ago •
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I’ve lived in someone’s attic for 6 years, they haven’t even checked yet! Haha
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u/RocketGirlErin 8d ago •
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I wasn't joking, it's a superstition I developed from years of settling in and being forced to move due to one problem, disaster or misfortune after another always seemingly to happen shortly after I finish unpacking.
Before here, I never lived anywhere longer than 18 months.
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u/Vandergirth 8d ago •
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I can understand that. I've moved 6 times since the start of 2020 and will probably move again in a couple months. Half my stuff is still packed and has been since December. I just want to get my own place, buy some furniture, and stay there for at least 5 years.
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u/RocketGirlErin 8d ago
That's what I went through in 2007 & 2008. Parents sold the family home, tried to rent and all I did was bounce from foreclosure to foreclosure and getting evicted by banks from rentals of deadbeat landlords.
Kinda sucks I have to leave Florida to keep my family safe now
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u/YourMomsBasement69 8d ago
The fuck? Was one of those landlords a mob boss?
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u/RocketGirlErin 8d ago
Nah, just not paying their mortgages and collecting rent. I ran into one thay lost 38 houses for non payment and thought the bank was the baddies. They collected rents & deposits to the day the bank took the houses.
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u/toilet_roll_rebel 8d ago
I'm getting ready to make my 6th move since 2019. My 7th will be next year to Colorado. I'm hoping that will be the last one for a while.
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u/matts1000 8d ago
As a totally uninterested third party who has absolutely no stake in whether you check your attic or not, please don’t. Rent is expensive, which, again, is just an off-hand observation of our current economic conditions and not at all a plea from a person who is living in your attic.
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u/RaceHard 8d ago
What if I hypothetically left out laundry to be done, along with a basket of stuff like cereal, and other treats near the attic entrance?
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u/doringliloshin 8d ago edited 8d ago
Don’t investigate when you find the wrappers or when the plumbers I hired comes to install the toilet
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u/zekrom235 8d ago
What if I leave a bag of white castle next to the newly installed attic toilet?
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u/Ok_Silver_7282 8d ago
Just left a couple play boy mags and some tissue by the attic entrance and some pizza
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u/CharmingTuber 8d ago
Honestly if I found out I had an attic gentleman and he was just a chill guy who didn't bother us and wasn't insane, I wouldn't really care. We're all doing the best we can.
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u/SirGravesGhastly 7d ago
...and wasn't insane... It's always that third condition that fucks it all up.
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u/AttendantofIshtar 8d ago edited 8d ago
Why the fuck didn't you do that before you bought it?
Edit: the fuck is wrong with you people?
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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks 8d ago
I barely went in to each room before I bought mine. Never been in the closet in the spare bedroom. Been here 2.5 years.
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u/zeakerone 8d ago
I’m with you. these people probably have full communes of raccoons and roof leaks waiting for them in their attic.
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u/Thesweetlenny 8d ago
My family has been living in the same home since 2011. We’ve never been in the attic. Don’t plan to either.
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u/Iknowtacos 8d ago
Is it not easily accessible or you guys just have no use for extra storage?
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u/SomeOtherTroper 7d ago
As someone who's spent far more time crawling around on joists in attics than I ever want to (doing renovations and repairs), I've never seen one that isn't just a sea of "angel hair" fiberglass insulation, electrical wiring, HVAC ducts, and the occasional vent stack for the drains. Oh, and not only does the fiberglass get in your skin and itch like the devil, but the whole place is hot as hell, because all the thermal gain from the roof gets trapped between the underside of the roof and the insulation. And there's the risk of making a wrong move and putting your foot or hand through a sheetrock ceiling, as if the fucking places couldn't get any worse.
The idea of storing stuff in an attic is completely alien to me, because I can think of very few things worth keeping around that would survive in that hellscape.
That said, it might just be due to the design of the houses I've lived in and worked on, but I don't ever want to go in an attic unless I absolutely have to.
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u/AttendantofIshtar 8d ago
Why?
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u/Thesweetlenny 8d ago
I guess it’s not somewhere it’s easily accessible. The entrance is in our walk in closet above a shelf. Getting in would be a major pain. The entrance is kind of like a piece of the ceiling you would push up and out of the way to get up in the attic. Also, we’re midwesterners so we have a basement for storage. Also, too scared to see what might be living in there. However, if we’re having some sort of pest problem, which we don’t have at the moment, I’d be up there. I’m just glad we don’t. I also just jinxed my entire family by saying we don’t have a pest problem. Great.
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u/bonesybones12 8d ago
This person gets it. 7 years for me. It’s not that I don’t know where it is or anything, but happy not to go up there unless I actually need to. No biggie. Also, don’t wanna get eaten by monsters. Live and let live.
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u/petewoniowa2020 8d ago
Not getting eaten by monsters is such an underrated part of staying out of attics.
Our home inspector checked the attic before we moved in. I’m not about to get up on a ladder and pop my head in to prove there are no monsters, especially since the monsters could have been hiding from the inspector.
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u/Lord_Abort 7d ago
I have heard so many stories of home inspectors rubber stamping a place with bad wiring, water and termite damage, etc. I would put very little trust in their reports. For a likely six-figure house, you should probably at least look the thing over.
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u/NoPantsPenny 8d ago
I’ve lived in my house for 4 years and never so much as poked my head into the attic crawl space. There’s no ladder so I’d have to drag one up there. The inspector checked it out and I think my husband looked in it as well.
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u/EternalSweetsAlways 8d ago •
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Chalk lines are pretty fresh and not two years worth of dirt on that floor.
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u/GOETHEFAUST87 8d ago
Thank you for this. Must be more to it. It was my first though as well.
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u/Recipe_Limp 8d ago
Sounds fake to me
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u/windows98_briefcase 8d ago
I'm in her walls
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u/ExpressShow1175 8d ago
Me too.
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u/TraceYourThoughts 8d ago
It was probably a secondary storage area that’s less convenient to get to than the first. They said this was above the garage, so I doubt it’s just something they can just go in and out of
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u/cbrown6894 8d ago
I unfollowed this sub awhile ago but was recommended this post today for some reason. I left bc half the posts are deceiving and lies lol this person either knew about it or made it. Truthfully nothing to see here
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u/MissWiggly2 8d ago
This was my first thought. How did you put stuff up there without noticing it to begin with? You've been here for two years and just now found this? I don't understand.
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u/urielteranas 8d ago edited 8d ago
Implies they put the coolers in the storage to begin with without noticing this, and then only now did when getting them down. Sounds like BS
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u/OkayRuin 8d ago
“Hey everybody, I drew some shit in my attic!” would receive less attention.
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u/Minute_Solution_6237 8d ago
Because people are addicted to staging things for internet points
Edit: still amusing tho
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u/Au2288 8d ago
Howdy, I’m in the same boat. Found a storage space a few months ago after about 2 years. Had a huge barn door on it, with a drainage pipe running through it (painted green like the door). Anyway had some plumbing problems and the door, uh, fell off so to say. It’s a large enough space for a hobbit’s wine cellar. Have we investigated? No. Why? Creepy as heck.
Will update next year when gnads are gained probably.
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u/NoOnesThere991 8d ago
Probably just old Greg or gollum or salad fingers waiting to make friends with you!
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u/tstramathorn 8d ago
Also wouldn’t they find this if you had the house inspected?
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u/GuitardedBard 8d ago edited 8d ago
I showed it to my wife who lit up immediately and said "Their house is protected! That seems like a good spot for protection too!"
So yeah, guess it's all good
Edit: looks like that protection is extending to me, considering the response to the jokers here. Have a beautiful day Reddit.
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u/Suitable_Departure98 8d ago edited 7d ago
That is also a very ancient attic - they stopped making roofs like that in about 1750
Edit to add to correct / expand. This type of roof, as described in A Building History of New England, in the chapter on the Evolution of Building Technology, (James L. Garçon,university press of New England, 2001), Garbin names this type of roof “purlin” roof, which is different from rafters - the purlins are the cross pieces. They are seen in New England until about 1800. A little earlier, rafters started being used in the Upper Connecticut valley; rafter construction is mostly seen after 1830.
But, sounds like op isn’t in NE. So… who knows. Maybe the last babysitter made this three years ago. We will never know.
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u/GingerVen93 8d ago
Log cabins are still a thing, idk if I’d want to live in a cabin/house that hasn’t been insulated though
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u/ShotokanSide 7d ago
Eh, not really in terms of the age of the home. Probably no more than 100 years old. Also, if you are on desktop and view the picture in full size, you can clearly see these markings were done in chalk. And there's no dust or dirt showing any age. This is fake and was made like yesterday for karma.
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u/Artsy_Fartsy_Fox 7d ago
Honestly I started laughing immediately because I got no bad vibes from it lol 😂 knew it was safe magic just not fully what
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u/OverEasyGoing 7d ago
Funny you say that, I know nothing of these magic things, just from movies - but I didn’t get creepy vibes here. Looks pleasant and interesting.
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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 8d ago
I suggest a viewing of Hereditary up there is in order.
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u/Melhoney72 8d ago
Exactly what came to mind for me too!
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u/Zestyclose_Toe9524 8d ago
Also..don't look up!! Collette deserved Oscar recognition but I digress...
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u/Galena1040 8d ago
All Hail Paimon!
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u/jonbotwesley 8d ago
Scrolled to see if someone already mentioned Hereditary. That attic looks so similar!
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u/gamecubensis 8d ago
A couple people have mentioned it’s a vegvisir! Sounds like it was made with good intentions. This portion of the house was built in 1820 but I’m not sure how recent this was done. Thanks for relieving my worries :)
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u/Northatlanticiceman 8d ago
Source: Am Icelandic, I have the same runic symbol on my front door ar home. It is Vegvisir. A rune to guide you back home safe. Even if the path is unknown.
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u/DeVilleBT 7d ago
Vegvisir sounds an awful lot like the German word Wegweiser, which translates to signpost, guide or direction post. From Weg = way and weisen = to point/direct.
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u/iso_mer 8d ago
Honestly, I think it’s much less likely to find something like this done with ill-intent. Most things like this have to do with protection or prosperity or just positivity in general.
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u/niero_d20 8d ago
Man, good for you for not buying into the Chick pamphlet, Satanic Panic, "any symbol that's not a cross is evil," bullshit. That shit is coming back around again, and the willful spread of ignorance and misinformation is WILD.
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u/IvorFreyrsson 8d ago
I would have LOVED to find that in my new home.
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u/not_blowfly_girl 8d ago
When I have my own place I'm gonna put something like this
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u/mooegy17 8d ago
That chalk is doing really well considering it's been there for 2 years! 😒
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u/goldmedalsharter 8d ago
Super clean up there too for not being touched in 2 years and a seemingly open crack to the outside.
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u/LilyFuckingBart 7d ago
But also “found” when getting the coolers out for summer? The coolers that had been stored in there?
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u/Fruitloop800 8d ago
OP totally faked it but was afraid it might actually work so went with a protective rune just in case lol
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It's a Viking symbol known as The Helm of Awe. It's a protective rune.
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u/DeathHeadLunaMoth_19 8d ago
It's not, it's the vegvisir which isn't actually "viking" at all, found in a Christian manuscript
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u/WarB3an 8d ago
Isn’t Christianity notorious for the appropriation of other religions? Both of you are probably right.
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u/DeathHeadLunaMoth_19 8d ago
It hasn't been seen in use anywhere else than this manuscript. Also the helm of awe looks slightly different from this.
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u/WarB3an 8d ago
Ah I see! Thanks for the info fellow stranger! I hope you have an awesome weekend!
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u/three50one 8d ago
This evolved to this form over quite a few years if I remember correctly. Viking symbols are more interpreted meaning than anything literal anyway.
I mean, the Vikings never wrote in Elder Futhark but it looks more ornate than Younger Futhark so it gets associated with them as well.
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u/BamaBuffSeattle 8d ago
This is true, but since it hasn't been used by Christians in awhile it's been appropriated by Norse Pagans in a good ol Uno Reverse
Source: am pagan
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u/gotnoskilz 8d ago
Weird. Maybe slay a goat right in the middle there and let us know what happens? Thanks !!
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u/Tiny-Ad8528 8d ago
literally the attic from the wilderness in the show yellowjackets… identical
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u/ArdenwinValient616 8d ago
It’s a Celtic compass symbol, it’s meant to stop people from losing there way, but some people use it as a symbol for protection too. And the sage is for cleansing, the ash could have been incense, and I’m not entirely sure about the conch. I practice Wicca so this isn’t very r/nope for me, still freaky though.
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u/JK_posts 7d ago
A vegvísir (Icelandic for "wayfinder", lit. 'way shower') is an Icelandic magical stave intended to help the bearer find their way through rough weather. The symbol is attested in the Huld Manuscript, collected in Iceland by Geir Vigfusson in Akureyri in 1860, and does not have any earlier attestations. It's also said in the manuscript that all spells and symbols in it only work if you believe in the one true lord (aka jesus Christ). I'm a Norse pagan. We have this discussion with new people...a lot.
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u/slamo614 8d ago
Looks like the ending of Hereditary.(soft clarinet melody starts to play.)
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u/PhreeKC 8d ago
Norse pagan practitioners, based off the runes on the floor. They don't usually deal in live sacrifice or curses. You're good. Based on what was left behind, they did a cleansing ritual to "clear the air" for the next occupants, being you.
Basically, they made a prayer to their God(s) that their move was positive & the home was cleansed of any residual negative energy before they left.
Considered a common courtesy amongst pagan practitioners of nearly any variety.
I hope this helps.
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u/runswspoons 8d ago
Mmmmm… that’s a pretty old looking roof I call bullshit.
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u/OrbitalBobcat 8d ago
Quick list of obvious problems: 1. Not a garage. 2. Fresh chalk. 3. Who put the coolers there but didn't see this shit? 4. No replies to comments in the thread for someone asking for help. 5. Clearly knew what is was from his one reply that's only to his own post. 6. It's on reddit.
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u/DonJonAkimbo 8d ago
Well the sage and shell should have a feather too. Basically what you have is the components for a cleansing ceremony for wiccans. The sage represents earth, the feather represents air, the shell represents water, and the sage gets burnt for fire (thus the leftover ash.) You'd take a feather and waft the incense from the burning sage to ward out bad spirits. I don't know the meaning of the massive sigil though.
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u/Magickcloud 8d ago
Post it over in r/occult, someone might know what it is. It’s most likely a protection circle for when rituals are performed. The runes look Slavic, Nordic, or Celtic, but I’m not an expert in runes
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u/Gigaginge 8d ago
I am a Norse pagan and can confirm this is the vegvisir. There is nothing inherently evil about it. It is just a symbol made after the Viking age.
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u/HotDogWaterRisotto 8d ago
Lucky! It's so hard to get those just right.