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u/JeffThrowSmash 8d ago

Ethan Schmidt is a pervert. I would keep my children far away from him.

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 8d ago

Who

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u/grandmalcontentYO 8d ago

Ethan Schmidt

Ethan Schmidt a right wing grifter and content creator who likes to groom men online and convince them to cum in his beard and then he gets angry about how gay it is to be gay so he goes to target and records himself harassing employees, destroying property and committing petty hate crimes for clout among less gay right wing tiktokkers. pretty run of the mill right wing tiktokker, in other words.

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u/rugbyj 7d ago

convince them to cum in his beard

It's called stalactiting.

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u/OhGoodLawd 7d ago

TIHI.

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u/ioabo 7d ago

TIL.

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u/Mattyyflo 7d ago

TILI.

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u/p_turbo 7d ago

Thanks, I Licked It?

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u/ShoCkEpic 7d ago

« he gets angry about how gay it is to be gay » 😂 perfect

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u/humaniswear 8d ago

he's become "internet famous" for attacking target stores and harassing employees over pride merch.

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u/OOglyshmOOglywOOgly 8d ago edited 8d ago

And that hilarious video where him and his buddy went to the Crayola store to see if it was woke lmao. And then they said “it’s really hard to tell cause they’ve got so much color anyways” while genuinely trying to decide if crayola was woke or not. I can’t remember exactly how they said it but it was hilarious how ridiculous it was

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u/yougotyolks 8d ago

his buddy

Who are we kidding? It's his lover.

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u/bwwilkerson 8d ago

It's not gay as long as they say "no homo" afterward. /s

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u/Ivorytower626 8d ago

As long as you have your boots on, it aint gay

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 8d ago

Just make sure to clean all the WHAT out of your beard first.

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u/the_stupidiest_monk 8d ago

Goddamn, that sounds like something from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/TheGreyBull 8d ago

I could totally see that lol. "The Gang owns the libs."

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u/OneHumanPeOple 8d ago

Of course crayola is woke. They bring joy to millions and support education.

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u/MrBeanCyborgCaptain 8d ago

"it's really hard to tell" I'm sorry that's fucking hilarious.

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u/yougotyolks 8d ago

There's videos of him doing it at a book store and a pet store too. Also, one of him saying that conservative females need to be impregnated by him or humanity will be destroyed or something along those lines.

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 8d ago

There’s one where he goes to a store on a/or very close to a reservation. One of the employees, a rather large fellow, “removes” him from the store. It’s a treasure.

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u/raychandlier 8d ago

Link me!

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u/LivingDisastrous3603 8d ago

Shit… found this story about it. He rips the guys mask off. I’ll keep looking

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u/StarConsumate 8d ago

Need a link! That sounds great!

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u/CyberMindGrrl 8d ago

He's attacked a few stores in the South and now Targets down there are moving their Pride displays out of sight, or removing them altogether.

Conservative snowflakes are celebrating, believing they can make Pride "toxic" to corporations and make them dance to the tune of the bigots, like Bud Light did.

It was never about the cans and ALL about persecuting LGBTQ+ people.

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u/humaniswear 8d ago

Conservative snowflakes are celebrating

yup, at this point it's not just the party, but the voters that keep going mask off.

nutjobs attack employees until the company caves. the conservative base sees this as a win.

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u/breakfast_sex 7d ago

Fucking terrorists is what they are.

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u/UnprofessionalGhosts 8d ago

A stupid, abusive loser who spams his own videos to sites, acting like some right wing crusader but, turns out, is a closeted, self hating gay who loves jizz in his beard on top of being stupid and abusive.

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u/Drewy99 8d ago

Pube Face. There was a video during covid of a kid in a DARE shirt owning this guy

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u/beltalowda_oye 8d ago

Isn't he the dude who tried to take down the rainbow LGBT repping shirt at Target? Dude needs a life and he better find one fast because he has a very punchable face.

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u/BerryLanky 8d ago

And he’d be the first to call the left snowflakes.

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u/yeetskeetleet 8d ago

Literally the guy they showed in the video…

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u/Hearts_and_Spades 8d ago

“I hate gay people! And so does my boyfriend!”

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u/Efficient-Echidna-30 7d ago

Don’t you hate it when you’re blowing a guy and halfway through you realize he’s [gay]

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u/bigchampa69 7d ago

He told me he was straight!!!!

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u/emcee_cubed 7d ago

Yuck. If that filth ever happens to me, I’d finish him and get out of there as quickly as I could.

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u/Dry-Mountain-5617 8d ago

Best friend in high school was the most homophobic person I knew. Ended up getting screenshots of texts back and forth between him and our bisexual varsity quarterback begging for nudes and to suck the qb’s dick.

Doth protest too much is a real thing, and very applicable to homophobes.

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u/MiaLba 8d ago

I knew a pretty homophobic guy in our little southern town. I heard that a few years ago while he was still living at his parents his parents caught him and another dude going at it in his bed. His parents weren’t supposed to be back so soon. His parents kicked him out.

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u/jadeddesigner 8d ago

Isn't that it, though? so many are closeted and homophobic/self-hating because they fear the repercussions of losing their family/support. Guess his fear came true. Sad.

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u/MiaLba 8d ago

Definitely seems like it. Know their family will flip out and probably disown them so they jump on the lgbtq hate train.

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u/th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng 7d ago

Very unfortunate

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u/thisguyissostupid 8d ago

Hate is taught after all

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u/Nightwinddsm 7d ago

You’ve got to be taught to hate and fear, You’ve got to be taught from year to year, It’s got to be drummed in your dear little ear— You’ve got to be carefully taught!

You’ve got to be taught to be afraid Of people whose eyes are oddly made, And people whose skin is a different shade— You’ve got to be carefully taught.

You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late, Before you are six or seven or eight, To hate all the people your relatives hate— You’ve got to be carefully taught! You’ve got to be carefully taught!

I was cheated before And I’m cheated again By a mean little world Of mean little men. And the one chance for me Is the life I know best.

To be on an island And to hell with the rest. I will cling to this island Like a tree or a stone, I will cling to this island And be free—and alone.

“You've Got to Be Carefully Taught” (Rodgers/Hammerstein II) © 1949, Copyright Renewed, Williamson Music Company (ASCAP) c/o Concord Music Publishing. All Rights Reserved.

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u/AmbivalentSpiders 7d ago

My parents did not like gay people but they were never open about hating anyone. In the early 90s, when I was a teenager, I got really into promoting equality and boy were they shocked. They were so adverse to talking about sex at all that they completely neglected to teach me homophobia, and by the time I found out gay people existed, it was too late. My two best friends in high school were gay and they were the nicest people.

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u/TemetNosce85 8d ago

My favorite story is with my worst high school bully. Short kid that used to call me "girlyboy" and "fa**ot" all the time all because I looked a couple of times in his direction during science class... because he was sitting between me and the clock. He didn't stop until I got a girlfriend.

Fast forward a couple of years and my girlfriend and I were walking to the park. Who did we catch smooching behind a bush with another guy? Yeah, him. He was a super pale kid and his face turned into a tomato.

But honestly, I should have just listened to him anyway. In my later years around 2015, I became heavily transphobic, falling into the hole of "trans people are mentally ill", and "trans people are just doing it for attention". Oops. Guess what. I've been transitioning for 6 years now, medically for 5.

The projection is real. It's not all of us,it does shift the blame, and it even gets weaponized as a means to shame gay and trans people, even by "allies", but it is very real.

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u/mostly-sun 8d ago edited 7d ago

It's weird how some trans people have been stamping their feet since age 3 and insisting "I'm not a boy, I'm a girl, I don't want a haircut," etc., or "I'm not a girl, I'm a boy, I don't want to wear a dress," and consistently know and tell everyone who they really are into adulthood, and then there are stories like this. Were you totally oblivious to it, or were you sort of aware you were suppressing something?

Do you think it's more accurate to say you were always really female, and that your body didn't outwardly reflect it and you didn't realize the truth until later, or that you used to be male, and that you transitioned to female? Because I think a lot of people think of it the latter way, but I don't know how many trans people do. Terms like MTF and FTM suggest the latter.

I also think it's interesting that about 1 in 50 people, which would mean multiple people in each school, are intersex, meaning their genitals and internal sex organs aren't entirely or exclusively one sex or another, or their chromosomes or hormones don't match the common sexual expression for their genitals and sex organs. Because these various forms of intersexuality provide clear evidence that other people can see that genitals aren't the be-all and end-all of someone's gender. So maybe we should just listen to people when they tell us who they are.

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u/DoctorWatchamacallit 7d ago

It's weird how some trans people have been stamping their feet since age 3 and insisting "I'm not a boy, I'm a girl, I don't want a haircut," etc., or "I'm not a girl, I'm a boy, I don't want to wear a dress," and consistently know and tell everyone who they really are into adulthood, and then there are stories like this. Were you totally oblivious to it, or were you sort of aware you were suppressing something?

I'm also trans. In my case there were always signs something about my gender was off, (my parents said I rather infamously as a toddler responded to the revelation that I could get erections by crying and punching it because I was insisting "it shouldn't be there") but as a little kid it was easy for everyone to just brush it aside as "silly kid stuff", and even though I felt "wrong" most of the time I never knew this wasn't normal, and assumed everyone felt like that.

But it got really bad around puberty. I *really* started to notice being uncomfortable with my male body, and being jealous of girls. I knew this was *definitely* not normal by late middle school, and went deep into denial mode for pretty much all of high school.

It wasn't until college that the dam finally broke and I made the realization that A) I was trans B ) I had been suppressing it all this time.

It happened Junior year during my study abroad program, and to this day I credit the dam breaking *then* because it was the first time in my life I was living away from my parents for extended periods of time and really had the space to think about who I was as a person and what I wanted in life without the expectations of "how would my family react" clouding my judgement.

Do you think it's more accurate to say you were always really female, and that your body didn't outwardly reflect it and you didn't realize the truth until later,

In my case I'd say I was always really female. Much of my childhood makes way more sense if you think of me as a little girl being treated like a boy than actually being a boy.

And yes, I see what you're saying about MtF, but I honestly use the label more for the sake of clarity for cis people than anything else. (cis people have sometimes been known to mix up the terms "trans man" and "trans woman" so MtF makes it easier for cis people to know which direction you transitioned.)

I also think it's interesting that about 1 in 50 people, which would mean multiple people in each school, are intersex, meaning their genitals and internal sex organs aren't entirely or exclusively one sex or another, or their chromosomes or hormones don't match the common sexual expression for their genitals and sex organs.

I may be trans but I actually suspect I may also be a form of intersex. Growing up I was never physiologically developing the way boys generally did. I was much smaller and weaker than the boys my age, and even when I hit puberty testosterone didn't do a whole lot to me. Even before hormone therapy I physically could not grow facial hair, developed very little muscle mass and body hair, and had very soft and round facial features for a guy.

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u/TemetNosce85 7d ago

I was suppressing.

My gender dysphoria kicked into full gear when I was 10 years old. It started with a game of pretend with my cousin where we were pretending to transform into animals. It was a hot August night in 1995, I couldn't sleep, so I started thinking about the game and what it would be like to actually be an animal. But then a single question entered my head; "What if I transformed into a girl?" That's when my gender dysphoria kicked in and I started struggling with my body and identity. I became transphobic because I was trying to suppress my thoughts and feelings. "Toxic masculinity" was my way to try to prove to myself that I was "a man" because things like karate, boxing, fishing, hunting, camping, shooting, etc didn't work to "fix" me.

And even then, I still remember plenty of things when I was little that were huge early signs. Like fighting with my parents after my sister gave me a makeover. I was 6 or 7 when it happened. My sister gave me a makeover, my dad didn't like what she did, and he demanded that I took it off. I didn't want to. It made me feel happy. But we fought and he hit me. Then another time, I became extremely jealous of my friend's Easter dress. And, just so much stuff where I wished I could do girl things, or I wished I could be a girl, but I just didn't have that existential crisis where I was questioning my identity, you know?

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u/mostly-sun 7d ago

I'm gay, and as a kid, I used to twirl around in a blanket, play in my mom's heels, or ask my mom to put blush on my cheeks when she and I were getting ready in the morning because it looked fun to brush your face. My mom would entertain it all for a little bit, but then tell me no, probably after a discussion with dad. (Although I stopped asking for makeup when someone at school noticed and made fun of me.) I wonder if anything would be different today if no one teased me or said no. I don't have any question about being male, and I've had long-term roommates who were surprised when I told them I was gay, but I wonder if maybe I would be more feminine if I had been allowed to play with all the fun feminine things I wanted as a kid.

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u/Difficult-Foot-6250 7d ago edited 7d ago

I had to research this because, I mean, do you actually believe it could be 1 in 50?? And I learned that 1 in 50 is not a real figure, it’s an exaggeration of a percentage taken way out of context. Fausto-Sterling suggested that 1.7% exhibit an intersex trait. To wit, from Leonard Sax in the National Library of Medicine: “Anne Fausto-Sterling s suggestion that the prevalence of intersex might be as high as 1.7% has attracted wide attention in both the scholarly press and the popular media. Many reviewers are not aware that this figure includes conditions which most clinicians do not recognize as intersex, such as Klinefelter syndrome, Turner syndrome, and late-onset adrenal hyperplasia. If the term intersex is to retain any meaning, the term should be restricted to those conditions in which chromosomal sex is inconsistent with phenotypic sex, or in which the phenotype is not classifiable as either male or female. Applying this more precise definition, the true prevalence of intersex is seen to be about 0.018%, almost 100 times lower than Fausto-Sterling s estimate of 1.7%.”

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u/iliketreesndcats 7d ago

100% with you on that. The pattern is real. We resist most that which we are ashamed to know is true about ourselves

I had a short stint a while back on the whole "being trans is a mental disorder" train. Little did I know that I have the same gender dysphoria symptom but to a lesser degree. It took some soul searching and contemplation, but I decided that I will not transition. I have so much respect for people who do, though. I am now as much of an ally as I possibly can be and will fight alongside the LGBT community if it comes down to it.

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u/Hentaigustav 7d ago

Had something similar happen when I was entering my teens. I was really homophobic against lesbians. Well, little me figured out a year later that I like girls too

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u/Corathecow 8d ago

I knew a guy in highschool who was horrifically sexist, homophobic, and a Christian rapper. He literally didn’t have a single male friend he didn’t try to kiss as a joke. And all of them had seen his dick as a “prank” and also every single girl he dated said he literally hates women

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u/DoctorWatchamacallit 7d ago

He literally didn’t have a single male friend he didn’t try to kiss as a joke

I'm trans. I literally used to make bets with guys where "the loser has to wear a dress" and then deliberately lose on purpose.

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u/TheHollowBard 7d ago

I don't think it's okay to slur gay people for being gay, but I will certainly insult them for being gay and in denial.

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u/CyberMindGrrl 8d ago

There's a reason gay porn is the most popular in the Bible Belt.

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u/DropThatTopHat 7d ago

Hilarious when I saw that detailed map from PornHub to prove it

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u/TheUmgawa 8d ago

Now, you wait right there. He’s not gay; he’s just a big sports fan.

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u/dizmoz84 8d ago

Probably plays Center. QB gets to touch his butt a lot.

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u/GirlofYourTomorrow 8d ago

Most likely was a wide receiver that started out as a tight end.

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u/BrawnyDevil 8d ago

On the other hand I've seen that people who are the most confident with their sexuality aren't afraid to act gay every now and then

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u/Lexi_Banner 8d ago

Because they know that acting gay doesn't actually make you gay. Only being gay does that.

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u/Shaneski101 7d ago

Right, and acting gay is a loose term. What is defined as acting gay? For a society built on a lot of men not expressing themselves and not having genuine male companionship, things as simple as complimenting another dudes looks is immediately seen as “WOAH BRO CHILL I DONT SWING THAT WAY”

Just be who you are. Compliment men. Hug them. Be you. Suck their dicks if you want man what’s stopping you

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u/Lexi_Banner 7d ago

Some of the things that are "gay" just blow my mind. Loving your children. Wiping/washing your own ass. Wearing something with pink or purple. Enjoying a tasty drink. Wearing clothing that fits properly. Thinking a sunset is pretty. Going down on a woman (not hyperbole, I've been told this by extremely insecure men who fear ever appearing submissive in any way).

Nothing is more attractive than a man who can express his emotions, is openly affectionate with his friends and family, and isn't afraid to do/eat/enjoy whatever the fuck he wants without fear of being perceived as "gay" (other than things that hurt other people, of course).

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 8d ago

Oh SSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPP.

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper 8d ago

Its cause they want their bi-sexual or gay nature to remain a taboo so they can feel even more turned on by it being a forbidden fetish. Their missionary only dry 2 minute fish out of water flop on their wife is so boring and they're so stupid to think of some other way to fuck women, that if gay sex is acceptable like straight sex, why bother?

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u/Ironicopinion 8d ago

Cos Andy you’re a staaaaar

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u/Potential-Coat-7233 8d ago

Doth protest too much is a real thing, and very applicable to homophobes.

While yes that can be true, it’s also very possible for straight people to be homophobic.

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u/That_Afternoon4064 8d ago

In my experience, the louder and aggressively homophobic ones were always the closeted ones. The people that made a remark every once in a while or kept their contempt to themselves didn’t try to to get in anybody’s britches. It was always the ones that wanted to scream the slurs, the ones that wanted to make a big show of it so everybody would know for sure ‘that guy is not gay!’

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u/ChickenMcPolloVS 8d ago

One thing doesnt denied the other, they arent saying "closeted gays are the only homophobes" just that some of them are.

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u/depraved_saint2294 8d ago

More than possible. I don't think people realize just how many straight guys are homophobic. If all of these conservative homophobic men, all around the work were just all secretly gay, then like half the population would be gay. So ridiculous. Homophobic men is not a rare thing, and it's increasing in the west

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u/glitchycat39 8d ago

Idk if it's increasing in terms of the populace being against the community or if it's more that a vocal minority is rather panicking because they sense a lack of influence. I kind of get the feeling it's a bit more of the latter. At least, in the part of FL I'm in, I wear a bi pride watch band and various bi themed shirts around and don't really get second looks or cross words from anyone. A lot of that shit is from these little fuckin' online gobshites who get mad anytime they see a woman in a movie who isn't baring skin like Leia's slave attire.

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u/ManofSteel2477 8d ago

Seriously,there’s a ton of married guys on the DL.

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u/butterflycole 8d ago

Internalized homophobia is legit and part of why so many gay and trans youth commit suicide every year.

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u/Distressed_Cookie 8d ago

One of my childhood friends ended up being one of the biggest bigots I've ever met, despite his little brother being gay, and he himself being bi-curious or something. But he typically expressed that side of himself by repeated unwanted sexual remarks and/or groping/molesting people. Motherfucker still has the audacity to rant and rave about every young queer person with fame or an online presence.

He also constantly shared anti-trans propaganda from the likes of Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, etc. And when I called him out on it, his attempt at an UNO reverse card was that he had a "non-binary girlfriend." I get that NB's sometimes still use some gendered terms, but the cynical part of me assumed he just called his AFAB NB partner his girlfriend while trying to insist that he couldn't possibly be transphobic despite recommending literature written by parents who keep deadnaming, misgendering and humiliating their own kids, and other trans people.

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u/That_Afternoon4064 8d ago

My bestie is trans. We didn’t realize ‘fellatio’ was such a big deal with the ‘straight’ guys until we got the internet. We always thought it was just her. We were very wrong, it’s not just her that happens to 😂.

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u/JKDSamurai 7d ago

I don't understand this comment but it seems funny. Can you elaborate?

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u/That_Afternoon4064 7d ago

My friend was assigned male at birth, but dressed and identified as female. In our first house, at 18, we had lots of wild and crazy parties. She had her fair share of hook ups and most of those boys identified as straight. However, they’d only want to perform oral sex on her unaltered bottom. They would not want her to reciprocate and they did not want sex, they just wanted to give her a blowjob. Evidently this is fairly common.

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u/WittyBonkah 8d ago

I used to be homophobic. I now live an out and proud life. I used to be a dick. I’m glad I learned to see the world through more open eyes before I chose a dark path.

I’m working in my anger issues too, because that’s a personal problem that would have also led me down some dark paths too. Simply not a healthy way to deal with life.

The two are unrelated but could have combined into really shitty behaviours.

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u/S4T4NICP4NIC 7d ago

I’m glad I learned to see the world through more open eyes before I chose a dark path.

If you don't mind me asking, did this come about gradually, or was there anything in particular that made you stop and think "The fuck is wrong with me"

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u/WittyBonkah 7d ago

It’s shit but my mom died when I was in my teens. In an instant I thought of every time I was an asshole to her/ around her and how much it must have made her sad to be receiving that.

I can never say sorry. She’s gone. The only thing I can do is be better for everyone I interact with, while I am still alive.

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u/StifleStrife 7d ago

I knew this dude who was homophobic and wasn't gay. He was just a nazi scumbag whose existence is a metric detraction from our species. He's dead now, wrapped his truck around a tree. I felt such exhilaration when i learned he died, was pretty weird feeling.

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u/AEnesidem 8d ago Silver Gold All-Seeing Upvote Spit-take

Spreading bigotry by day, asscheeks by night

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tip_733 8d ago

Definitely not the Clit Commander.

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u/FutureRenaissanceMan 8d ago

They like seeing trouser snakes

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 7d ago

Shannon Elizabeth was so hott back in the day

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u/saltedjellyfish 8d ago

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Listen, you don't want to rub the CLIT the wrong way.

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u/Suspicious-Appeal386 8d ago

What ever he asscheeks do at night is no ones concern.

Spreading bigotry is the only concern.

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u/Ajwuvsu 8d ago

Where tf are your upvotes? Lmao.

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u/dmnhntr86 8d ago

You must learn patience, Padawan

Seriously, it's second from the top now, gotta give it time to be seen and upvoted before you start whinging about it not getting enough attention, it was only 4 minutes old when you commented.

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u/weezul_gg 8d ago

If you think a rainbow might make you gay, it’s conceivable that you are already gay.

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u/ryanbbb 8d ago

How can you explain my urge to suck a dick every time I see a rainbow?

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u/President_Skoad 8d ago

I always thought I had a thing for leprechauns as I would get so turned on when eating my lucky charms in guy morning, but now that I think about it, it happened even after I put the box away and just looked into the bowl. It was those damn rainbow marshmallows!

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u/Business-Tension5980 8d ago

I’m a cis dude, I don’t know why people get triggered so much about a pride rainbow. If you don’t like it, then just don’t get it, but don’t start complaining, and vandalizing to prove some childish point. Let people be themselves, and buy whatever they want. Really isn’t hard to mind your business.

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u/ShoCkEpic 7d ago

same here… i dont get the anger and craziness that were about gay marriage etc…

it s crazy some people have sooooo much time on their hands to focus on things other people want …

same for trans… wtf? let people live their own freaking lives!!! who cares?!!!

it s just insane

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u/dmnhntr86 8d ago

Yeah I tried. I fucking love rainbows but I cannot get into dick

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u/Le_90s_Kid_XD 8d ago

Ur doing it wrong, you gotta let the dick get into you!

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u/Deep_Accident_4853 7d ago

Gaze into the gay long enough, and the gay will gaze into you. (in return)

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u/ZeroXTML1 7d ago

Oh get real, if rainbows don’t make you gay then explain why I, a straight man, thinks of cocks every time I see them? Even if I put the emoji like this 🌈 all I can think of is big meaty chodes slapping me around. Its happened so many times that it’s on my mind all the time now, even if I’m not looking at a rainbow at this point

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u/Agile_Bee7787 7d ago

Those god damned sexy little twinks trying to turn me all gay and shit.

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u/Ok_Actuator_5091 8d ago

I'm not worried about him being gay. I'm a gay man and I'd destroy his hole just to say I did. it's the fact he is coming out against gays as pedophiles. That's the projection that makes me worried about dicks like him.

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u/WadsworthInTheHall 8d ago

I hadn’t considered that….jesus

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u/Ok_Actuator_5091 8d ago

It's the only part that makes me upset. I'm used to people who are very against being gay turning out to be gay. I'm also used to people outwardly going against Pedophilia turning up as that themselves. That makes me look at him being gay then going "hmmmmm?" on why he keeps clumping all of us gays as pedophiles.

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u/XxRocky88xX 8d ago

At this point I’ve just accepted anyone who says “LGBT+ want to fuck kids” is someone who wants to fuck kids. They have the desire to fuck kids so to them, “sexual liberation” means fucking kids, which is obviously a bad thing, so therefore sexual liberation must be a bad thing.

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u/RebeRebeRebe 8d ago

This is a very real take.

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u/Stonedwarder 7d ago

I'm not going to say that's never the case, and that's an interesting theory for those cases. The tactic of tying LGBT to pedophilia, though is much more widespread than that would explain. It's a political tactic, a fascist one, to malign the community and make it easier to take their rights away.

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u/ImClaaara 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's also a tactic to both incite very real violence, and to excuse that violence at the same time. The nazis used similar rhetorical tactics against the Jewish community while they were rising to power. It's scary to have spent time studying that part of history, and to watch our current shitshow and see all the commonalities. The best things to do right now are: speak out against this stuff, build strong networks with your neighbors, help each other (mutual aid!), teach any first aid or self-defense skills you know (or learn skills if you don't know them), and study the history of fascism and especially of resistance movements.

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u/Psycho-Pen 7d ago

Classic battle strategy. You have to make the enemy look inhumane in some way. Reduce them to ideas and actions that are culturally alien and often looked upon as deviant, malicious, selfish, and criminal.

It's a Red Flag of Straw Man fallacies, touted by the rich and influential to the stupid and uneducated.

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u/fookidookidoo 8d ago

Man. That's so sad really. Wish they could get some kind of help without feeling stigmatized.

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u/CyberMindGrrl 8d ago

Instead they're tearing the country apart with their delusions.

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u/igotagoodfeeling 8d ago

Holy shit you’re onto something

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u/mrkikkeli 8d ago

There's also a chance he's on grindr for nefarious purposes like setting traps and ganging up on unsuspecting gay targets.

But then again given how he won't even dare to punch a cardboard ranboiw sign properly there's a big chance he does actually like cum on his beard

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u/I_creampied_Jesus 7d ago

The cum in the beard thing just seemed a little too specific to be untrue. Ole cummy beard.

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u/JoeBidensBoochie 7d ago

While I have my doubts, I’ve had my fair share of macho dl dudes talk just like those messages, it’s so hyperbolic and specific I’m like uhh ok.

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u/Ok_Actuator_5091 8d ago edited 8d ago

It will all come out. Cept for his beard. That will stay cummy.

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u/Ayuuun321 8d ago

In the screenshot of the texts he calls the other guy “daddy”

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u/Zylonnaire 8d ago

People are really ignoring that second sentence

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u/MizzGee 8d ago

So Pride has been a thing at Target for 10 years. Did they not notice? Or did their overlord didn't tell them to care? Honestly I don't understand how TLC, the home of Honey Boo boo and the thousands of hours of Married to immigrants, Married at first Site, Etc that all these conservatives watch also made the Jazz show a success. Does Jazz somehow get a pass? Cause my bio aunts were watching that show a few years ago, but now are saying trans kids shouldn't exist... except Jazz???

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u/lambaghetti 8d ago

Walmart also has pride gear. They had pride ice cream last year! I don’t see any MAGAsses attacking the mother ship.

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u/MizzGee 8d ago

Exactly! If they did, they would have no place to shop. Honestly, I want to be petty and go to my old local Walmart and do a highlight on the Pride merchandise, but I think my town would be ragged.

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u/evexhy 7d ago

Not to mention how MAGAasses stay quiet/ don’t care about unethical practices by businesses like nestlé that are being sold at these places. But oh GOD FORBID they sell a rainbow shirt saying Love Is Love

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u/Howboutit85 7d ago

It’s the thing they say to hate right now so they have to. That’s how cults work.

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u/donlongofjustice 7d ago

They went too hard on abortion and are looking for a new social issue to rile up the crazies.

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u/Mittens1018 7d ago

Quite literally, they heard it on Fox News….so yeah, someone told them to hate

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u/smileedude 8d ago

You grow up in a conservative religious household being told being gay is the worst thing you can do. You hit puberty and oh shit, girls are OK but look at the ass on that dude. But you can't be gay, that's wrong. So you tell yourself everyone has these secret thoughts, and you try to bury them. But then these gay dudes make it super easy to give in to those sick pleasures so you hate them for it. You blame them for not also repressing their sexual urges for you being tempted so easily.

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u/ContemplatingPrison 8d ago

Isn't this the same guy who said he wanted 100 TPUSA or PragearU girls to impregnate? It's always the same story with these dudes

I wish they would just come out and be happy and leave folks alone

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u/omghorussaveusall 8d ago

Also the dude that was absolutely humiliated by a HS kid trying to work a shitty retail job during the pandemic and douchenozzle wouldn't wear a mask.

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u/armchairwarrior69 8d ago

"Why don't you say that to me like a man"

"I am right here, and what are you doing about it?"

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u/Geddy_Lees_Nose 8d ago

D.A.R.E. shirt kid is legendary

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 8d ago

So sad that they can’t be themselves and be happy. I can’t imagine having those feelings toward a man and unable to express them because of religion. Religion is terrible, creates division and sows hate. “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” -Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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u/Blank_IX 8d ago

The effect of Religion will never not be sad. People grow up believing and defending imaginary things to the point that they become hateful and willing to hurt very real people. Very regular, innocent people.

Crazy

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u/Dante_Ramirez_2004 8d ago

This actually reminds me of a Christian Crusade, held by an Adventist pastor and his adult son. The adult son had one shared a story in one of the sermons about someone who was Christian, and “struggling with homosexual tendencies”. He goes on to say that he tried fighting those “tendencies” and it took a strain on his mental health so much that he ended up committing suicide. The pastor ended up saying that the reason why he did it was because he was looking to himself, and not looking to Jesus for strength to quote, remove those homosexual tendencies”.

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u/A_Spoon_Wizard 8d ago

I've heard similar sermons in the Mormon church many times, it's very much a "we love our gay brothers and sisters, we pray that one day they'll repent and stop being gay".

Made me sad long before I even started debating staying part of their church.

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u/XxRocky88xX 8d ago

This. Also a reason behind the majority of their ban happy ways. They have urge to do X, they believe X is morally wrong, they refrain from doing X, sacrificing their happiness. Then they see other people doing X, this makes them angry because they’re making a sacrifice to not do X, they want people to be punished for not making that same sacrifice, that way they don’t need to feel like the sacrifice is for nothing.

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u/yoyoma125 8d ago

That all sounds pretty gay…

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u/storagerock 8d ago

Oh wow! So it’s like an amplified version of that “you made me think impure things!” energy that straight guys have when they hate on a girl at school for distracting them with her “way-too-sexy bare shoulder.”

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u/bikesexually 8d ago

When someone tells you being gay is a choice you listen to them.

'Good for you, you're bisexual!'

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u/co1lectivechaos 'MURICA 8d ago

Interestingly I was raised in that environment and homosexuality/lgbtq+ was never talked about by anyone, the subject was just ignored more than anything

I just came out as lesbian to my parents last month and my two brothers came out as gay a long time ago. At least I have a straight sister ;)

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u/ekydfejj 8d ago

I think someone needs to sign this dude as a voice for the community. Great oratory skills, along with his personality and persona, partially proud cowboy/southener, to prove a point. And some excellent, well thought out points.

I realize the difficulties that are faced in this area, this post, i chose to give a mad thumbs up to the commenter, not sure if its OP or not.

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u/CumulativeHazard 8d ago

He has a very nice, relaxing voice. And amazing skin like wow.

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u/Viivusvine 8d ago

I was gonna say! THIS guy moisturizes…

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u/Successful-Extension 8d ago

I like how in the beginning of the video it looks like he on a wild bull rodeo ride lol , he is pretty cool tho

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u/PauI_MuadDib 8d ago

Seriously. This guy could go into voice acting.

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u/Obvious-Accountant35 8d ago

Gay man are certainly a very lucky bunch to have him.

Can’t find a hetero cowboy as trim and secure, that’s for sure :(

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u/chibinoi 8d ago

I want to learn what his skin care routine is—for real, cause I know the jokes are just waiting to be said—because bro’s got really nice skin.

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u/WuGambino19 8d ago

Dude’s skin is glowing.

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u/chibinoi 8d ago

Right? He’s got that South Korean dewey skin goal on point.

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u/brunettedude 8d ago

Tate, the guy in the video with the cowboy hat, is a gay porn actor lol.

Tate became TikTok viral (on the gay side at least) for dancing in a maid outfit. Afterwards, after gaining a Twitter following, started making OnlyFans content. He likes to make videos with a dad-son theme.

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u/SomeEstimate1446 8d ago

What is this guys skin routine….that’s all I want to know

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u/thatcatqueen 8d ago

YES it’s so beautiful 🥺

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u/dmnhntr86 8d ago

Being like 20 years old?

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u/ZHUWrld 8d ago

Wasn’t there an article about how there was spike in Grindr usage in a city where the Republican National Convention was held?

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u/Nackles 7d ago edited 7d ago

And before grindr the were jumps in business for gay hookers (and straight ones, for that matter).

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u/Zander826 8d ago

And they used call people snowflakes and they are offended by a rainbow

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u/aquariussparklegirl 8d ago

Cmon now, THEY are the ones being attacked even though technically they are doing the attacking but that's because they're the victims obviously they are spreading the lard's blessings

Remember how all those gay snowflake devil worshippers where destroying Chuck's Boots and Buchheit's ... remember ????

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u/silllopush 8d ago

He has been on video talking about hunting down and murdering gays.

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u/poshfiend 8d ago

Yeah, murdering their assholes.

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u/Java2391 8d ago

Sounds more like he’s hoping to get his holes murdered

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u/OuchPotato64 7d ago

I know not all homophobes are secretly gay, but there's a 100% chance this guy is. For anyone that doesn't know, this guys entire personality is how awful gays are. For years, he has been filming himself going into stores and getting angry at Pride displays to prove how much he hates gays.

This guy even got in trouble with the law cuz he kept trespassing to protest a pride display. He goes on conservative shows to talk about how awful gays are. That is all this guy talks about. This guy definitely grew up as a regressed Christian and is over compensating to prove that he's not gay.

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u/Local-Sandwich6864 8d ago

Everyone else seems to have this covered.

I'm just here for that gorgeous ass cowboy. Hooooooo Weeee! Slap my ass and call me Sally, he could wrangle me any day.

DAYUM.

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u/Beta_xa2 8d ago

That's what I'm saying! Beautiful skin as well, haha.

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u/Quirky-Pay-7221 8d ago

Lol Ethan lives in my area and I swear if I ever see him I will hit on him.

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u/soki03 8d ago

Do us proud.

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u/ApatheticWithoutTheA 8d ago

Hit on him.

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u/Queen__Antifa 7d ago

Cum in his fucking beard.

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u/blackmetronome 8d ago

Who is this kid? He's fucking awesome.

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u/girl_of_hello_kitty 8d ago

tatehoskins is his tiktok name, you could probably find his other socials if he has any others through that

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u/Cut_Equal 7d ago

He definitely has … other… socials

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u/Greenteawizard87 8d ago

I was only on the app to catch predators! See! This 30 year old man is trying to get with me! Another adult man! Wait a minute...

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u/Independent-Swan1508 8d ago

how are pple this bored like what are they accomplishing from this?

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u/co1lectivechaos 'MURICA 8d ago

I’ll tell what they are accomplishing: absolutely nothing except stroking their fragile egos

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u/Chronophosis 8d ago

I fucking love Tate Hoskins, his points are so fucking accurate.

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u/Lntaw1397 8d ago

THAT’S where the space goes in his username?! I just thought he really liked potato skins lol. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/r4o2n0d6o9 8d ago

I like his accent

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u/sethmeister1989 8d ago

The guy with the awful facial hair

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u/Whit76 8d ago

His blue boots.

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u/Hallokatzchen 8d ago

That had to be the weakest punch, stomp, and kick I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/Specialist_Dot_3372 7d ago

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, anyone who is THIS mad about gay people existing, is just a gay dude with a LOT of internalized homophobia.

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u/b2walton 8d ago

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. He had receipts!!!

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u/acidic_milkmotel 8d ago

I’m not one for outting people, but if you’re going to do hateful shit like this while simultaneously being the very thing you pretend to hate, aka a hypocrite…I don’t feel too bad he was outed, honestly. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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u/catfishpeanut 8d ago

“it’s disgusting”? just have sex with women, then…

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u/loubens_mirth 8d ago

These Uber homophobic guys are almost always secret cross dressers. That anger he is expressing toward that pride display is his personal shame

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 7d ago

He claims he was on gay dating apps to catch predators. Then he talks about his beard. Shouldn't he be pretending he's a minor... without a beard... if he was really baiting paedophiles? Doesn't add up.

I bet he's watched all versions of Axel Goes to Harlem.

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u/Good_ol_any 8d ago

When people talk about god constantly I think they’re annoying. When they start mentioning the devil I think they’re insane.

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u/shamesticks 8d ago

These kinds of people want to gobble down cock so bad they need laws passed to stop them.

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u/RelatableWierdo 7d ago

I heard quite a few stories like this and I think I need to share mine.
Right when I came out as gay at school, a guy from my class, a self-proclaimed far-right homophobe, asked if we could talk. I was already a veteran of countless debates and used to being called names and getting death threats. I just went for it and decided to confront him. I followed him alone to the corner of a backyard during a party. He picked a spot so no one could see us. This got me thinking, as he didn't seem to be the type to try to beat me up with some of our friends partying just inside the house.
and then he was like
- you know I'm a homophobe...
- yes.
- I'm a homophobe but if you ever need anything...
and he made this kind of puppy-eyes eye contact that I cannot forget. I felt like he would either ask for a hug or try to suck my dick. I maintained eye contact and asked him if he knew what I think of homophobes, that many of them are closeted gays and bis. He just fucking nodded his head and politely agreed, looking back at me with those eyes. I stood there looking directly at him like this for a while.
I just couldn't bring myself to show any kind of intimacy to this hypocrite so I simply left him standing there.
and yes, some of our classmates saw him coming inside a short while after me and started all kinds of gossip.
He kept both his right-wing and homophobic views but it's worth pointing out that he no longer harassed any of the openly queer members of the school's arts or music clubs. He used to do that a lot while on duty as a student assistant.

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u/Nom_nom_chompsky27 7d ago

Do they realise how cool they make us sound, calling us devil worshippers? It sounds dope AF

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u/Shadow0fnothing 7d ago

An old friend of mine was incredibly homophobic and eventually ended up being a trump Maga lover. He was also caught banging another buddy we all knew was gay back in high school, and he still denied it until I stopped being his friend a few years back.

It might not be 100%, but like he said, it sure does seem like a pattern with these hyper conservatives.

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u/worthless-humanoid 8d ago

Fragile little snowflake

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u/pdp_8 7d ago

As a teenager I was mad homophobic. Given the cultural milieu I grew up in (suburban GenX) this was totally normal. I said all the shit, believed all the bullshit, and then one night the two women I worked the closing shift at a fast food restaurant with sat me down and told me that they were a couple and that it hurt them when I said all the cruel things I'd been saying.

It changed my life. Suddenly "they" were my coworkers who I really enjoyed working with. All the bullshit came crashing down around me after that. I'm still straight, and I'm forever going to have the back of the LGBTQIA+ community when asked or when someone's in danger. It was either that or live in another kind of fucked-up closet, and who's got time for that?

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u/portlandwealth 7d ago

Just live your best life and stop hating those that choose too.

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u/Rainbowgrrrl89 7d ago

We need less homophobia and more gay cowboys damnit! You're doing it wrong Ethan!

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u/billetboy 8d ago

LOOK AT HIS SHOES!!! There is absolutely no way a straight guy would wear shoes like that and do what he's doing. I suspect a deeply conflicted gay man. I remember watching The Bird Cage with Nathan lane "well, one must have a hint of color"

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u/matthias_reiss 8d ago

Blue shoes are queer? I think I need this explained to me lol.

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u/hotpajamas 8d ago

I hate theorycrafting like this. Homophobes use the exact same logic to call innocuous behavior gay in order to shame men for doing something unusual. Straight men can wear blue shoes. Gay men can wear grey, black, brown shoes. Stop making shit up and gardening stereotypes.

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